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Flamin' hot asshole

When you eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then hours later shit out a red diarrhea that burns the ever living hell out of the ass crack.
OMG i just got off the toilet and wtf i had the worst flamin' hot asshole ever. It was pure red!
by tehrawrz1 March 30, 2011
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asshole bandit

better wear a pie plate on your ass around that asshole bandit
by bob January 12, 2004
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Paper Asshole

Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.

Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
by Sam Panama February 21, 2011
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U ASSHOLE

Internet slang for "you're an asshole". First coined on Sherdog.net in a thread where a user posted a pic of himself wearing hand made Red Bull armor.
how do i look gay u asshole? lets see u make armor and see how u look in it
by RankFeral June 16, 2008
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asshole

A male who commits adulterous acts, which is fine, however, once he's found out, denies it all. Once his close brother-like friends get tired of hearing his bullshit, he has to go talk shit in the great state of Maryland.

What this asshole fails to realize is 1. he has a small penis. 2. he's a coward. 3. playing the "nice guy" only works if you're actually nice.

It's sad when a friendship is lost and a girl regrets ever turning around to meet him in the first place.
this asshole has completed all of these acts
a. sleeping with ugly beezys w/ nasty bodies (some with boyfriends).
b. not owning up to his choices in fear of actually being seen as the grimy ass he truly is.
c. saying too much shit and claiming he "didn't do anything"
by sooooo DONE February 11, 2010
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Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
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rip you a new asshole

A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.
by Wizlet May 17, 2014
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