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Andreas means “man” and is sometimes referred to as a “warrior”.

He is analytical, and often a very smart man. He will often end up in an office related work environment.

He prefers to be alone, but also loves to be with the people he appreciates in his life.

He is looking for stability, but won’t settle unless he’s sure about the person and their future together.
”He was wild before he met me”. “who?” “My husband”. “Oh, his name must be Andreas”
Andreas by Anosub August 14, 2024
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Part of the large penis species. Extremely genrous but is an degenerate gambler that is up, his prefered game is poker. Very athletic with greatest stamina and is ussualy above 6'5'' and an iq around 133.

Its usally an good idea to befriend the Andreas because he is quite psycopahtic and or mentally unstable but is keeping it together in public.

Words that can be used to describe an Andreas is as follows: xenophobic, islamophobic, racist, nazist, gernrous, athletic, sexist, fast, explosive, homophobic, transphobic, wealthy and very white
Andreas Beat me in poker again and took all my money.
I lost to Andreas in the competion.
Andreas is an xenophobic, islamophobic, racist, nazist motherfucker
Andreas by Juckynucks January 21, 2025
someone who happens to look like the secret love child of Tintin, who was later abandoned next to a garbage can; smartypants
Emilia, I love your boyfriend, but he's so Andreas!

Andréas 

A rare french name, yup, that's it.
"My name is Andréas"
Andréas by InternalMaxym November 18, 2020

Andréas 

Some guy who always has his name misspelled without the accent and probably comes from south Europe.
Not too stupid for someone who has an accent in their name i mean, who has that these days? A normal name is hard enough and now I need to put an accent into it?
Person 1: "Oh hey, it's that guy. What his name again?"
Person 2: "I think it's like Andrea? Or Andruas? Oh wait! It was Andreas!"
Person named Andréas: "IT'S ANDRÉAS"
Andréas by Antrius June 30, 2021

Andreas Simonsen

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Andreas Christensen 

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.
Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
Andreas Christensen by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022