alyssa

alyssa is the most ugliest bitch in the world if you see this alyssa ik you have a nipple boner of Alfie hehe

alyssa; did you see Alfie today
person; yh he looked like a nipple boner

by nippleboner69 November 28, 2019

Alyssa

Butt chins have more ass than her. Most basic white girl you'll ever meet. Pointier nipples than her eyebrows. Tries to be a smart ass but is usually wrong. Gets her boots at a flea market. Racist affffff. Her dad calls Mexicans cheap. Marches for Starbucks.

"Dude my butt chin had more curves than Alyssa"

by 69illuminati November 23, 2017

Alyssa

2/10 in bed, no tits, super super chapped lips. 24/7 chink. Loves eggrolls. Her sex sounds like Mac and cheese.

Damn alyssa.

by alyssatits January 30, 2018

Alyssa

She has a mustache that she hasn't shaved

Ew that girl Alyssa never shaves he stach

by Ayyyyyyman December 11, 2016

Alyssa

A stupid fucking hoe ass cunt that no one likes. Talks shit about her friends and never keeps her promises. She’s actually disgusting and opens her legs to everyone. She’s so annoying and talks like she’s four. She’s a wanna be popular person. No body wants to be her friend

“Alyssa is a stupid whore”

by wkwkwjsndnbe December 26, 2017

Alyssa

A basic white ass starbucks drinking bitch

fuck that cunt Alyssa

by KellytheJelly October 22, 2019

Alyssa

a girl who is spoiled with everything she wants and doesn't wash her self and keeps smelling like fish. a girl who thinks she can fight but can't , a girl who isn't worth it

Alyssa is pussy , Alyssa smd

by I don't like Alyssa pagon March 8, 2020