Stew

A name of a very idiotic person, Often gets beamed by someone named Shawn

YO GAVIN I JUST BEAMED STEW FOR HIS SHIT LMAO

by imablackshooter April 23, 2019

Stew

Simmering mess of fetid stinking shit

That Brandon guy is a real Stew

by cklot November 24, 2021

stew

A word for an extremely beautiful stranger on the internet. Can also stand for Super Talented Extraordinary Woman. While it's described as a beautiful stranger on the internet, it is often used sarcastically.

Example 1:

"Yo, I just met a stew. Wonder if they like me."
"Uh...what's a stew?"
"An extremely beautiful stranger on the internet."
"Well...you're MY stew but in real life! Heheh."
"..."
Example 2:

"Listen, I don't give a single fuck what you guys think of me. I AM a STEW."
"Maam, you aren't a STEW. You are the plainest person I've met in my life. And untalented."

Example 3:
"You're such a stew bro, lmfao."
"Th-thanks...? I wasn't expecting that...from you. C-could this mean you secretly love me?? Like-like those bully x vi-"
"Dude, I was being sarcastic. The word stew is stupid anyway. Stew is stupid."
"Oh..."

by stew the great May 18, 2021

Stew

Bhopper turned unit surfer. Came from TF2.

Stew is a bhopper turned unit surfer that came from TF2.

by lumpynutzzz September 6, 2021

Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013

Stew

Stew is a horribly bad fifa pro clubs player who can't pass or shoot

He just did a stew

by Stews mate July 7, 2018

Bean Stew

When you flick the bean in a hot wet shower.

I had some bean stew for dessert!

by xSAMxCHIx June 5, 2018