scummy bear

A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
see scummy

The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.

by MikeG July 29, 2005

pouka bear

a lovely cuddly creature whom you would like to squeez its face, a feeling of anxiousness.

Aww look at that little pouka bear, it is absoultely adorable.

by tonytone407 June 14, 2009

Parlor Bear

1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.

I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?

by humungus October 02, 2008

bear payne

proof that labour is just too much for some women

Cheryl: OMG Liam ! I am in bare pain!
Liam: OMG Cheryl that's it! Bear Payne

by rumbleinthejungle June 07, 2017

snot bear

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

by tmon April 27, 2007

Like a bear

Being extremely good, bad, or anything in between at something.

Did you see Scott play?
Yeah, he was like a bear.

You reply like a bear.
Sorry mate, I've been busy.

He worked like a bear!
Yes, he was immense in midfield.

by Steve the Snake November 14, 2007

Puka Bear

Someone you love with all your heart. Someone who has been through it all with you. Your first for everything and will almost end up being your last as well. Never leaving your side, regardless what you have put them through.

Girl: "Sarah is so lucky to have Davis in her life. He's definitely her Puka Bear!"

Guy: "Damn, you're right! He is a great guy!"

by Taylor4828 February 19, 2013