August 13

Nacional Touch Grass Day

Friend 1: Hii guess what day it is.
Friend 2: Umm… August 13
Friend 1: YEAAA National touch grass day

by Awsomebarry2 December 28, 2021

13-Flusher

A poo that is so hefty and enormous that instead of taking just one flush to go down, it takes thirteen. Often beige in colour and may resemble a corn-on-the-cob in size and shape. Generally caused by being vegetarian.

Rob: Calum, why is there a corn-on-the-cob down our toilet?

Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.

by Jizzletits December 10, 2010

October 13

National Ride dick ay

Tae: yu good at riding ??
Me: yes why causes it’s ride dick day aka October 13

by Lil bang_💕 October 12, 2021

June 13

A new generation of pussy destroyers were born on this day

Ben: Yo, have you seen Aaron
Geoff: Yea man, he destroyed all girls pussies in the bathroom, hes defo born on June 13th

by KoolKid6996 March 6, 2022

May 13

If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!

IT'S MAY 13!!!!

by JJBABY101 May 7, 2020

November 13

If your the taller then your friends then you better get on your knees and say to you short friends that they are taller then them

Mike: Get on your knees and say "Your taller then me"
Henry: Why I'm taller then you
Mike: It's November 13th
Henry: *gets on knees* Your taller then me
Mike: Thank you I feel very tall now :D

by Softie Grudge >;) November 8, 2019

December 13

December 13 is national disobey school rules day. You can break any school rules you want as long as you don’t get caught.

Chad why are you crab walking down the hall?
It’s December 13 I can break any rules
Oh ok

by Orabgeyes December 4, 2019