Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating

Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.

by Biz^2 January 8, 2008

co si prontra

it basically means "pros and cons" buy usually people with alexia disorder or dyslexia use it

the co si prontra of coffe
the co si prontra of democracy

by im gay men February 28, 2019

Cooch Co-op

A three persons sex act involving double vaginal penetration .

Taken from the video game term for local multiplayer or "couch co-op ".

"That girl I met last week is crazy, she's well up for a threesome!

Wanna come over for some cooch co-op?"

by Brodos June 28, 2017

co-op slop

Food, almost exclusively of the vegetarian, vegan, and healthful variety, which is bland, tasteless, and visually unappealing. Otherwise good food can become co-slop because it is cooked in too large a quantity or incorrectly seasoned. Co-op slop is frequently the product of inexperienced, untalented hippy chefs cooking for the other residents of a co-op or commune.

Jimmy grabs a burger on his way to chill at the commune because he don't dig the co-op slop they eat there.

I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!

by jrWoodChuck January 7, 2010

Co-worker Hitlering

When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away

Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas

by hitlering-co-worker May 7, 2018

co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

urban co-opting

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.

See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.

by UDM111 September 18, 2013