Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.

Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.

by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023

goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn

Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap

by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019

Goober

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That Dude Is Such a Goober

by Sojdndnnff February 27, 2024

goober

something moms say to their children referring to a penis but isn’t actually one.

Son: Mom what is this
Mom: Son that’s your goober

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

Goober

A small man in a suit and tie.

Ohhh you little goober oooo your a goober

by LittelGoober September 8, 2020

Saucy Goober

A compliment term to basically someone who is fresh af and pulls bitches without even trying

Goddamn John, that Gucci belt made you into a real saucy goober

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 July 29, 2019

Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023