Lemon Demon

music for a very very very weird breed of gay people

lemon demon? bro you must have the ‘tism

by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023

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Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

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Lemon-Lickers

A group of 5 friends that must include one of each of the following: 1. The disabled one 2. The one who has daddy-issues 3. The one who thinks they’re an ethnicity they’re not 4. The one who can’t speak english and 5. The one who gets 12 views

Did you hear about lukie? I heard he tried to join the lemon-lickers and it didn’t go so well.

by Lemonboi29 March 6, 2020

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Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition

1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."

by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021

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Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

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Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

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