Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.

These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.

by Cabgtv December 02, 2020

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haha funny rock

look at that cock rock

by rocker cocker October 12, 2022

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Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.

They played Cock Rocks at the party

by Vladcyka November 29, 2019

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jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023

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rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

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