Shit Trapped

When someone is tricked into touching feces.

I knew finding a cellphone was too good to be true. I got shit trapped!

by shittrapper October 1, 2009

Shit a buck

Inspired by a typo in the caption of a newspaper picture about deer hunting (shot vs shit), it has come to mean taking a massive dump.

"Oh, man...I've been backed up, but now I feel like I just shit a buck."

by Muskrat Proposal August 8, 2010

gwiba shit

derived from Gorba Chev, and his name was mis-heard by my friend.

"Do you want sprite or coke?"
"I don't gwiba shit"

by P.Bansal March 20, 2008

shit-fucker

shit fuckers are people that have a strange perversion to shitting into a condom, freezing the condom and then fucking themselves with there own frozen shit up the ass.

"hey ryan are you in the bathroom.......AHH you nasty shit fucker"

by Tucker February 22, 2005

shit off

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

Donk Shit

A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.

Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!

by static1432 October 23, 2009

ghost-shit

A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).

Q.= Did you finish the toilet-paper ?
A.= No man, I took a ghost-shit

by Clockwork Nic June 27, 2007