Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

by Gabbanga February 12, 2025

Myles John

A Lovely Human Being Who Has A Huge Cock! But Pulls Only Men!

This Guy Will Have 100% Benn Circumcised In The Womb

Myles John Has A Huge Cock Which Bends To The Left

by Hoyayayayayayya16 February 13, 2024

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

John O Sullivan

Licks tommys hole daily

John o Sullivan: Aw tommy lemme give ya a bj

by Johns A simp September 27, 2020

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.

"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.

Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018