Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

flum job

The act of cumming in someone’s mouth, and then having them spit it back in your face. Also known as flumming, or to flum (verb)

I was really enjoying my blow job until it turned into a flum job

by The Rope God (TRG) November 20, 2021

Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.

"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."

by rat_prince May 30, 2014

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.

Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.

by Spacecadet May 17, 2019

Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.

I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job

by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018