Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

James

The type of guy to wear shorts in the winter

Brian: hey bro why you wearing shorts
Cliff: I’m pulling a James

by Imogen_small_fry June 8, 2025

James Franklin

The coach for penn state, which cannot win a big game

James Franklin is terrible he needs to be fired

by Shutupcoco October 4, 2025

James W Mace

a real nigga

James W Mace is a tuff real hard ahh nigga fr

by Yxydjfydhcrdho ris October 10, 2025

James Ribas

Used to describe somebody who's abnormally large and uses their blubber as armour.

"Oh, I just lost to a James Ribas in Clash! I need to go back to playing Gay UFC. "

by okwhothefuckkeepsstealingnames October 12, 2025

Shabron James

Shabron James is Lebron James' little brother. He used to be human but now he is just a sticky green ball.

yo what's up shabron james you're better than lebron

by Gilbert21471207 October 17, 2025

James Kessel

Usually the hottest guy in the room. it’s commonly used to describe someone who is tall, handsome, and has a nice stature.

David: “who’s that?”
Josh: “thats Brian, he’s our schools James Kessel”

by awesomefish99 October 21, 2025