Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Rock week

A week celebrating rocks popular in high schools around the country is an event aimed at promoting geological awareness and appreciation among students. It typically involves various activities such as rock, stones, guest lectures from Mr. Boulder, and hands-on rock-related experiments. This week serves to foster interest in rocks and highlight the importance of rocks in our daily lives and the planet's geological history.

Hey did you know it was rock week⁉️
Fr? I love rock week ‼️

by Zerpyr April 4, 2024

Rocking the Whoopi

When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.

Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.

by MaJitters August 14, 2011

Rock Solid

Someone who's unreliable in every aspect and flimsy with their promises

"You know what? Whatever, all right. What the...
Whatever. I don't give a shit."

"Yeah, well, I'm still going. Are you going to come?"

"I'll pick you up still, but... I mean
The party's gonna be over by the time I get over there."

"Whatever. You know, it doesn't really matter right now because
You are rock solid."

- Dance Gavin Dance Rock Solid

by Atlasxx April 26, 2022

tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp

Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

Rock With You

Girl, close your eyes
Let that rhythm get into you
Don't try to fight it
There ain't nothing that you can do
Relax your mind
Lay back and groove with mine

You gotta feel that heat
And we can ride the boogie
Share that beat of love

I wanna rock with you (all night)
Dance you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
We're gonna rock the night away (rock, right)

Out on the floor
There ain't nobody there but us
Girl, when you dance
There's a magic that must be love
Just take it slow
'Cause we got so far to go

When you feel that heat
And we're gonna ride the boogie
Share that beat of love

I wanna rock with you (all night)
Dance you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
We gon' rock the night away (rock, right)

And when the groove is dead and gone (yeah)
You know that love survives
So we can rock forever, on

I wanna rock with you
I wanna groove with you

Wanna rock (all night)

With you, girl (sunlight)
Rock with you, rock with you, yeah (all night)
Dance the night away (rock, right)

I wanna rock with you, yeah (all night)
Rock you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
Rock the night away (rock, right)

Feel the heat, feel the beat (all night)
(Woo)
Rock you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock (all night)
Rock the night away (rock, right)

by Death Menace May 22, 2023