Skip to main content

two nuts and a richard

The act of one (normally a man ) eating the others asshole and the making out until said asshole eater throws up
"Wow look at those guys doing a two nuts and a Richard"
by Weiner hands 69 December 12, 2016
mugGet the two nuts and a richard mug.

Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft
Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69
by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018
mugGet the Portuguese nut tugger mug.

Andy is deez nuts

wtf andy are you ok?! dumbass?
by AndSkies September 25, 2021
mugGet the Andy is deez nuts mug.

post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn
Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread
by Kamil118 February 23, 2021
mugGet the post-nut conservative mug.

fat nuts day

a day where all the men and women and children with fat ass nuts gather at the cum house
person1: ayo what day is it today i see ur nuts dragging to the floor.

person2: thats because its international fat nuts day honky!!
by scientific name for a pig October 3, 2021
mugGet the fat nuts day mug.

Black Friday nut

Your first time nutting after coming home from Thanksgiving with your family.
Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.
by IronicPrayer November 24, 2016
mugGet the Black Friday nut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email