like your mom on a friday night

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off

A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

by Steph April 24, 2004

Old like the condom in your wallet

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

by Guy st April 26, 2006

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

anything like your first name

Urbandictionary told you to look this up. So now you have. Why? You're a smartass. Or a blond/blonde. Either way, this is a total waste of your time and you've just lost about 4 minutes of your life from this useless piece of crap.
Congratulations.

look up anything like your first name

by one smartass blonde December 12, 2012

went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011

like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

by barn March 9, 2005

Run like smoke and oakem

A phrase that dear Russel Crowe says in his movie, though he's old enough to be my father. Disgusting!!!!!

We'll run like smoke and oakum. Put out our pocket handkerchiefs if we have to.

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 10, 2004