James Harden

The system (mockingly)

James Harden: I am not a system player. I am the system!

by MonfredtheCoolBloke November 21, 2023

James

James may be a name, but it is also a destiny. When a child is named James, his fate is set in stone. The entire world knows that he will have a massive cock. I'm talking huge, ginormous, enormous, gigantic, titanic, monstrous, magnum dong. Every James knows that his dick is bigger than your average Joe. He is a true force of nature and uses his powers for the destruction of men, women, men, and other men.

"Hey dude, why doesn't your dick fit in your jeans?" "My name is James." "Oh, that's why. This makes perfect sense."

by chalkandballs January 24, 2024

james delsantro

An extremely attractive rapper who is only 11years old and is going to be the eat basketball player to walk the earth

I want to be like James DelSantro because he is a young talented rapper and basketball player

by Dhshahdgshshhaha April 8, 2017

James Robinson

Describes someone who really likes to Eric Bouchard

Come on, don't be so James Robinson and stop Eric Boucharding all the time!

by patrick latouche April 13, 2005

James Fan

the biggest tortoise ever

oh woah James Fan is so big.

by user187353828 April 30, 2022

James + Michaela

The "James + Michaela" couple is the ultimate power couple. It is the couple that everyone aspires to be, simply because of the love that they show each other.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear about James + Michaela?
Person 2: Yeah, they're the ultimate power couple.

by Jammmo December 14, 2022

parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.

Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!

by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020