Alabama fart stain

The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus

Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

Stinky fart chickpeas

When u open a can of chickpeas and they smell like stinky farts. You then tell your friends about it but they say it’s actually you making the stinky fart smell. You are now questioning things.

You: *open can* ewww that smells like stinky fart chickpeas
You: hey friends, this smells like stinky fart.
Friends: that’s you doing the stinky fart.

You: no

by Jjwhatwhat March 27, 2020

Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022

poop smell fart

The act one partakes in one they sniff somebody after they make the mistake of sharting.

Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!

by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017

doodoo butter fart

doodoo butter fart is letting out the most monstrous no the most colossal dump any one person will ever let out

chad 1: hey bro i just let out the doodoo butter fart.

chad 2: suh dude thats pretty cool want to go to a frat party.

by oh no bro December 8, 2021

drops by to fart in the hallway

When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.

Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.

by deepmaroon September 23, 2020