Bumping that depression

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories

Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Tower of depression

Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.

After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.

Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*

by Idon'thaveasoul October 20, 2018

Far East Depression

Far East Depression occurs to those students attending Pacific DoDea schools who travels for events such as sports and clubs. Feeling lonely, no motivation and anxiety from all the make up works from missing days of school all starts to kick in at once. However, students may agree that the week of Far East is the best week you’ll ever have in your lifetime.

Person #1: Far East Depression is starting kick in...

by RelatableDoDs November 9, 2018

King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.

* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?

by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

tall glass of emo depression

Someone who is tall, wears black a lot, and is depressed

You look like "A tall glass of emo depression"

by Lward19 December 14, 2018

Sugar coated depression

1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain

2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed

:’)

“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”

Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”

by smolbandito December 15, 2018