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Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore

Why, you of course!
You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore
by UsedPizza May 20, 2016
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Cum Guzzling Ass Clown

A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny
by river123543 March 12, 2011
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i'm cumming right now!

A girl says when she has an orgasm
Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*
by BigCocklover333 October 12, 2020
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Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009
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Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).
Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?
by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008
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Young, dumb, and full of cum

To make a large amount of poor choices with the people you sleep with when you’re young. Goes both ways gender wise, with differences in interpretations. A guy who’s “young, dumb, and full of cum” is essentially looking to have sex with any girl (or guy) he meets, or lets his dick do the thinking, often ending himself up in precarious situations that’s could easily be avoided had he just not been so focused on the sex. A girl who is “young, dumb, and full of cum” has essentially slept with a bunch of guys that, in hindsight, weren’t great guys to sleep with. The definition thus refers to the quantity of cum the person is either shooting or taking, and most often occurs in one’s 20s, hence the phrase, “Young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Guy 1: Why is he even talking to her? Everyone know she’s trash.

Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.

Or

Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.

Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
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