I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

by Feeshepherd May 4, 2021

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I am pog

Yes u are and so am I. But I bet we are more bored than pog.

bob: I am pog
Billy: yes u are
Bob: :)
billy: :)

by i give up on finding a name January 21, 2021

i am superior

I am better then you in multiple ways. you will NEVER be better then me. You are a pathetic worm compared to me.

Person 1: i am superior
Person 2: omg i sorry ! bwye ;(

by awhhgreyy March 7, 2022

I like hawks

Saying these magic words, one can subtly, yet cleverly admit one's tendencies towards the homosexual.

Similar to stating one's love of the hobby of humming.

"I like hawks!"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? Because I like humming into other men?"
"No, because you like bird-watching."

by leifdaddy October 11, 2011

i am died

I am died is when you are alive but is in denial.

She found my wattpad account. yup, I am died.

by verobie October 5, 2021

”i love you”

The words that waste 3 months of your life

1: ”can I waste 3 months of your life”
2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*

by Shreky000 March 2, 2019