Skip to main content

fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.
*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*
by Jjshdddkdishbsbsjskshsbdbd September 21, 2013
mugGet the fish principlemug.

Fish bish

A man or woman caught in possession of either a fish-mop or fish-broom. What are these things? Look them up here
Are dating that girl with the fishmop? Your such a fish bish
by ogchefjon April 4, 2010
mugGet the Fish bishmug.

Fish cocktail

The act of making a girl cum and then drinking her feminine juices from her vagainal tunnel.
Aye boy, She made me a damn fine fish cocktail the other night.
by Rachegeomadness October 7, 2016
mugGet the Fish cocktailmug.

fish

Not something in the water.
Not something you eat
It's something in receive.
It's something you receive in verbal terms.
It's when you're called a fish.
The guy/her/them that you liked called you a fish, someone you love called you a fish, someone you hate called you a fish.
These are all signs.
Signs for whoever called you a fish....
has a very big fat crush on you.
And thinks about you all the time.
If they be rude and call you idiot
and make love related jokes about you and them...
They are crushing on you
or they just hate you.
or its just a thing in the sea
#keep simping in secret
Joe: Hey idiot.
bOb: bruh. Hey u fish *blushes hotly*
Joe: jag talar engelska (Svenska, swedish)
bOb: good for you fat toad *blushes*
Joe: *KISSES*
bOb: *slaps joe and hurts him and accidentally kills and throws in trash to hide body and then runs*
Dead joe: thanks 4,6,9? Age is just a number, because I thought he liked me because you told me the signs tHaNkS for killing me

Disclaimer: usually if ur friend insults u ur either rlly good friends or they like you-
by 4,6,9? Age is just a number. January 3, 2021
mugGet the fishmug.

Fish people

“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.
“Oh look the fish people are protesting outside planned parenthood again”
by Fedupaf October 12, 2023
mugGet the Fish peoplemug.

Boxed Like a Fish

A fartnut player boxes you into theyre little apartment, then moaning and saying, " uhhh, uhhhh, boxed like, uhh, fish" then a child appears out of you. Now this is a certified POG classic
" uhhh, uhhhh, boxed like, uhh, fish," said the boxed like a fish sex offender
by PogChampIsVeryPog February 18, 2021
mugGet the Boxed Like a Fishmug.

Triggy Fish

(n) an ironically and tragically named fish born to a Mama Grizzly with irreparable mental damage that struggles through life only to leap from the water and be eaten by aformentioned Mama Grizzly and chased by a warm cup of tea.

Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
I took my friend to the hospital after eating a Triggy Fish because he started rambling about evil Kenyan-rooted Socialism and how awesome it'd be to shoot endangered wolves from helicopters while rambling about how we should seceed from the US. The doctor gave him 2 doses of 'Wakethefuckup' pills and he was better the next day.
by mooseranger December 9, 2010
mugGet the Triggy Fishmug.

Share this definition