Teenage Girl Syndrome

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

by redword1314 February 7, 2010

dirty mind syndrome

dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.

Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome

by -BOFH- September 22, 2005

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A Girl who grew up all her life unattractive until High School or College when she then "Blossomed" into a really hot girl. Unlike naturally pretty girls though, her self-esteem is pretty low (As it'll almost permanently be for life) but, she has a good heart, personality, and soul because that's all she could afford to have when she was unattractive. Also, any girl with UDS, will go out with any guy cause to her "Looks Doesn't Matter. As long as they have a good Sense of Humor." As long as they never realize that they're a Ten, they'll always be humbled and down to earth.

A girl with the Ugly Duckling Syndrome or UDS, is The Perfect Catch! She's a Perfect 10 both in and out and she'll do whatever you want her to do! She'll date anybody and could never do anything wrong to you because to her, she's lucky just to have you!

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

When you are a fairly attractive person but you can't seem to maintain a relationship regardless of how attractive you are.

SUE: My boyfriend broke up with me. I thought we had a great relationship. I don't understand why I can't manage to stay in a good relationship.

LORI: Girl...you got Jennifer Aniston Syndrome.

by not4uboy August 20, 2010

Post Rosey Syndrome

Students upon leaving Le Rosey a school known for extreme rules enjoying their newfound freedom and expressing it in several forms including but not limited to: binge drinking, binge smoking, pot smoking, growing ones hair, growing ones facial hair and for the ladies finally have a complete collection of shoes and handbags in your room.

Its the post rosey syndrome, grow out ur hair and smoke pot, pretty much become hippie jesus.

by Fagdog December 3, 2010

Palin Derangement Syndrome

(also P.D.S.) the compulsion of some Republicans to go completely nutso over any comment on or criticism of Sarah Palin and a tendency to blame Sarah Palin's mistakes on other people.

Did you see how Michelle Malkin freaked out about that lipstick on a pig comment? It was classic Palin Derangement Syndrome.

by DrMomentum February 18, 2009

Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.

"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"

by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011