John

They of guy who only likes 2 ugly bitches

Bruh they r so mid stop being a john

by Weedwacker420 September 26, 2021

John

Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking

that woman got tuff on her face from john

by Bompyjohnsen November 22, 2021

Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

John Tate

A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.

Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"

by Me And I December 14, 2008

John

being John af means being zooted and booted like my nig john💯

"no cap im John af rn"

by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023

John Lowery

A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”

Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.

by Michael Orville April 19, 2024

the john fisher

Gym is life

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads

by Zach is hot April 19, 2018