fuzzy water

fuzzy water is basically just sparkling water put into better words.

“hey can you pass me the fuzzy water?”
“what’s fuzzy water?”
“look it up on urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022

Water stamp

Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking

Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time

by Extyix :) October 26, 2021

nice water

h2o that is fortified with drugs, most commonly a drug known as Molly.

"Hey do you want some nice water?" Says Jeff. "Ice water?" Jenna replies. Jeff happily responds, " No nice water 😉"

by DreyfusIsAfterYou November 2, 2017

Water

The most toxic substances on Earth. Study show that anyone who drank water will died in the next 200 years.

Water is so toxic, my friend drank a cup of it and 10 days later, died in a car accident.

by PassiveShadela March 6, 2023

Dooty Water

When a black girl and/or an extremely ugly white girl with pimples walks by and a guy says to his other guy acquaintance that she is "Dooty Water".

*Black Girl walks by*

Guy 1: Nigga she is some DOOTY WATER!

Guy 2: Ahahhaah bruh you are right!!!

by Zythar December 31, 2010

Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

by Juried March 4, 2021

Chum the waters

To have a bowel movement in a large body of water eg- swimming pool

“Let’s go home Damo, too many children in this swimming pool”

“Don’t worry mate, I’ll chum the waters, that’ll clear ‘em out” -Damo, Citizen of the Year

by Tidal Trickster July 1, 2022