Sally walked into the kitchen and had a Mom-gasm because her husband had done the dishes without being asked.
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Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"
Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Get the Not your mom mug.Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!
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