instead of blue balls when someone jerks you around and you can't quite have an orgasm, "blue EYE balls" come from when someone jerks you around each night when you are trying to fall asleep. just as you are about to drift away into lala land, you are rudely awoken, time after time--with each incident of blue eye ball making you grouchier and grouchier.
My spouse gives me blue eye balls every fucking night when I am trying to get to sleep, as he continuously snores then wakes up to restart his netflix.
by runnergirlcolorado January 25, 2010
Get the blue eye ballsmug. BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016
Get the Blue Oyster Cult cultmug. Oi. Dis BOI. Is DA BeSt Internet friend I've ever had and I instantly feel happiness whenever I get a notification from him. Just wanna say Oswin, you're great. Yes you can make people cry. But we're all just gonna be friends the next day anyway. That's what always happens. Yes, it kinda hurts for a split second when you tell me to shut up but I realise that I'm an insensitive bitch.
This BOI is great and he's just great. Pls get this up quickly!
This BOI is great and he's just great. Pls get this up quickly!
by Majestic_Yeetus April 16, 2019
Get the Oswin aka blue foxmug. Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!
"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020
Get the My ass is blue whymug. The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.
Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya
by Five Dollars October 12, 2009
Get the Keg Race Blue Teammug. by Anonymous October 12, 2003
Get the blue up from the shoe upmug. 1. Some kind of political thing.
2. One of the best (note: your mileage may vary) machinimas out there, and better than more than half the stuff on television. Featuring at the beginning two teams fighting over a useless canyon, over time it grew into something more. In RvB: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, they start out, you get comfortable with the characters, the rookies are introduced, then Tex, Church's ex girlfriend comes in. She kills Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut, the Red rookie. Later, "Doc" DuFresne comes in and heals both teams. Before the Reds and Blues try to save Church and Griff and stop O'Malley(an AI), who has taken over Doc, hired a dangerous freelancer from Tex's past (Agent Wyoming), and of course convinced the Reds' robot, Lopez, to join them. After a freak accident with the weather machine (you have to see it) the everyone but Church is sent to the future (in Halo 2 maps), while he is sent to the past (Marathon maps). Church tries to fix the bad things that happen in Blood Gulch, but ends up causing them. He eventually gets back to the future (not the movie lol) and eventually the Reds and Blues find the future version of Blood Gulch, and crazy shit goes on. Tucker gets impregnated by an alien, has a baby, Griff's sister comes and joins the Blue Team and in the end.... You have to see it. No, seriously. I can't tell you the awesomeness and funny in this. It'd be kinda like dividing by zero. Later there are more series, but I have no more room. Alas...
2. One of the best (note: your mileage may vary) machinimas out there, and better than more than half the stuff on television. Featuring at the beginning two teams fighting over a useless canyon, over time it grew into something more. In RvB: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, they start out, you get comfortable with the characters, the rookies are introduced, then Tex, Church's ex girlfriend comes in. She kills Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut, the Red rookie. Later, "Doc" DuFresne comes in and heals both teams. Before the Reds and Blues try to save Church and Griff and stop O'Malley(an AI), who has taken over Doc, hired a dangerous freelancer from Tex's past (Agent Wyoming), and of course convinced the Reds' robot, Lopez, to join them. After a freak accident with the weather machine (you have to see it) the everyone but Church is sent to the future (in Halo 2 maps), while he is sent to the past (Marathon maps). Church tries to fix the bad things that happen in Blood Gulch, but ends up causing them. He eventually gets back to the future (not the movie lol) and eventually the Reds and Blues find the future version of Blood Gulch, and crazy shit goes on. Tucker gets impregnated by an alien, has a baby, Griff's sister comes and joins the Blue Team and in the end.... You have to see it. No, seriously. I can't tell you the awesomeness and funny in this. It'd be kinda like dividing by zero. Later there are more series, but I have no more room. Alas...
Some Red VS Blue quotes:
Sarge: Ah!!! Repent! Repent!
Donut: Sarge, you're not in hell!
Simmons: Griff and I are on a peninsula-
Sarge: YOU'RE ON GRIFF'S WHAT!?
Simmons:We're on a LEDGE! PENINSULAR LEDGE!
Doc: You'd be surprised what Caboose'll do for a cookie and some juice!
Caboose: Church... If I die... I want you to have my cookie!
Sarge: Ah!!! Repent! Repent!
Donut: Sarge, you're not in hell!
Simmons: Griff and I are on a peninsula-
Sarge: YOU'RE ON GRIFF'S WHAT!?
Simmons:We're on a LEDGE! PENINSULAR LEDGE!
Doc: You'd be surprised what Caboose'll do for a cookie and some juice!
Caboose: Church... If I die... I want you to have my cookie!
by Darth Anonyseudonym January 3, 2010
Get the Red VS Bluemug.