A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017

It means you have an extreme sexual obsession with ficcional characters from the Plants Vs Zombies franchise, usually the sunflower.
"Dude, have you seen Matthew's new profile picture? He is doing the rock n' roll hand sign! I'm never letting him inside my garden ever again"
by Camoes June 19, 2023

The best movie that can ever be seen , starring Demi Lovato , that it's not like High School Musical bcz :
1) The whole movie is in a camp , not in a school
2) The protagonists didn't meet at an event, like Gabriela and Troy , Shane ( played by Joe Jonas) heard Mitchie ( played by Demi Lovato) un the cafeteria singing
3 ) The story is totally DIFFERENT
1) The whole movie is in a camp , not in a school
2) The protagonists didn't meet at an event, like Gabriela and Troy , Shane ( played by Joe Jonas) heard Mitchie ( played by Demi Lovato) un the cafeteria singing
3 ) The story is totally DIFFERENT
Person 1 : did you see Camp Rock?
Person 2 : yes , it's the best movie ever, and starring Demi Lovato is so much better
Person 1 : I think it's better than High School Musical
Person 2 : yes , it's the best movie ever, and starring Demi Lovato is so much better
Person 1 : I think it's better than High School Musical
by MayaSpaceLovatic12 March 29, 2025

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"
by John durant December 25, 2023

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

the choccy milk rock is and dance where you stand in a glass, with your mates and wave your hands upside down, then you lie on a table and have lemonade poured down your throat.
choccy milk rock is the distant cousin of STRAWBEE MILK
choccy milk rock is the distant cousin of STRAWBEE MILK
by Jerryjjejejrjr====jhhjfjdfhjfb August 20, 2017
