d.i.c.k

d: disrespectful

i: irresponsabile

c: cunty

k: kickable

“that was a d.i.c.k move” or “that decision was d.i.c.k”

by shiesty, moose, and doubleK February 23, 2023

M.O.D.O.K

A very fitting description for the COVID virus.

Trivia:
What do COVID and the Marvel villain M.O.D.O.K have in common?

Answer:
They are both
Mutant

Organisms

Designed

Only for

Killing!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel February 24, 2023

Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'

by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

Ɗၳᕡḵ Ṁēᵯ𐑅

ӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔ

ӔӔӔӔӔ, ӔӔӔӔӔӔ ӔӔӔӔ ӔӔӔӔӔӔӔ ӔӔӔӔӔ Ɗၳᕡḵ Ṁēᵯ𐑅 ӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔӔ

by us3r 14 March 15, 2023

National F**k on Sanaa Day

do what the title says dumbass....specifically on March 22 😁

National F**k on Sanaa Day
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?

?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy

?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾

by theefendibarbie March 21, 2023

M O N K E Y

i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?

person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?

by Skibrosl March 29, 2023

kody with a k

Boys named Kody SPECIFICALLY with a K are boys who move in with your friend after like a month of dating her and guilting her into letting him move in because his lease with his roommate ran out. Kodys claim to not want to be single but messages a lot of girls to the point where they think he is interested but when you ask a kody about it, they will gas light you into thinking you’re insecure even though the girls they message will literally message your friend asking if they are poly. Keep in mind Kodys will not only simp over bitches but they will simp over the most basic looking of bitches and when you address them about it they will twist everything, emotionally manipulate you & then kody will say “I just don’t see the problem” even though he’s made it clear that he’s uncomfortable with you having the same relationships with men. Kodys throw a tantrum at quite literally any moment you don’t center your life around them and especially when you call them out on their weird behavior in regard to other women. Kodys REALLY want a second mommy so keep that in mind if you date one because their constant weird ass behavior and manipulative tactics will be used in breaking you down so he’s allowed to do whatever he wants while you still have to obey him.

Kodys that have a k are overly flirty online but their energy doesn’t quite match up in person. They usually lead with the fact that they are over 6’0 ft because they have literally no other good redeeming quality.

Girl 1: are you dating Cody?
Girl 2: no I’m dating KODY with a K

Girl 1: oooooo with a K? Just be careful I heard he’s all over the place. Dating a Kody is very similar to dating a Tyler.

by Choccolatemamii April 23, 2023