by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024
Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 06, 2023
He ignored basically everyone, he was trapped in the zone of playing DayZ on the Xbox. He is x-box deaf
by MillieSus49 May 15, 2023
When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.
Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.
Samantha: A police box?
Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.
Samantha: A police box?
Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.
by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023
Doggy Box land is a term for Housing Estates with tiny blocks. Typical criteria is 2x2m backyard and ability to jump from roof to roof.
by Skamp. July 19, 2020
This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope
"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "
"uh, no?"
"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."
"uh, no?"
"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."
by junebugistired April 24, 2020
by Neveratethebox5 June 01, 2021