Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.

"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"

by Travis thunder March 20, 2012

Doe DIck

One who has little to no common sense, but has super human strength.

You are a doe dick

by Fireman911 October 17, 2013

Dick-whipped

The act of a female being so head over heels in-love with her man's penis, AND his skill in using it(along with his other enhanced love-making skills), he has her deeply IN to him; giving no serious thought to any other man(because she is so dick-whipped by HIS penis)

Guy texts his GF or wife while at work: "Baby, wear something sexy for me when i come home. "
Her reply, "Sure, my Love. You know how 'dick-whipped' i am for you!"

by TropicalLady August 16, 2017

Dick.50

A small amount of money, usually hourly wages. More than earning dick, but not by much.

John: So, how much do you earn at the theater?
Mark: A whopping dick.50 an hour!

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Dick swipe

A game played by a minimum of 4 men, its where 3 men or more pull out their dicks, and the other is the judge, the judge stares at their dicks as he swipes through men's nudes, whenever a judge sees a dick move or cum/pee the losing nigga is called gay for a whole month and bisexual for 16 more days.

When you play a game of Dick swipe you know that pee is actually stored in the balls.

by notpublished March 1, 2018

Nassers dick

Nassers dick is so small when he tries to fuck the woman says 'have you started?'
When he gets a boner it is still as small as a sperm cell when he masturbates he uses his toenails

He is as bad at fortnite as he is at having sex with women Nassers dick

by XA Farts February 26, 2019

Dick in mouth

Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth

“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”

by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018