Buddhist daddy

An I identified creature that only few know of. This creature is ominous and very rare to find.

Carter Stone has big gay. Buddhist daddy is probably not.

by Fuck Carter December 7, 2019

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Woof Daddy

A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.

After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.

by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019

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When driving on the highway, wait for a passing car that is speeding, then follow behind them and maintain their speed. Leaving a gap between yourself and the speeding vehicle will ensure that if there is a cop ahead, that they will get pulled over and not you. This is your speed daddy, love your speed daddy, be a speed hoe.

Oh, I had a speed daddy on my way to Orlando, cut my trip in half.

by Razorbumps69 November 5, 2019

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Moisture Daddy

Unlike the sugar daddy a Moisture Daddy is not older or wealthy, but has zero wealth and poor hygiene, Moisture Daddys typically weigh in at about 115-160 pounds, the best way to pick out a Moisture Daddy is they are typically small in stature and skinny. A moisture Daddy receives no benefits unlike the sugar daddy, they just take care of the Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. The Moisture Daddy feeds them so they can continue to eat and sweat and sweat and eat. The Moisture Daddy is very loyal to the Moisture Pig and Swampy D, they will continue to feed them until they can no longer fit through a normal sized doorway.

That poor man must be a moisture daddy, because he has no idea of how large his spouse is!

This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.

by Bshifters December 20, 2019

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