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tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.
Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)
by englebert0749 June 28, 2022
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muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven
Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex
by Epicbowler August 26, 2023
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I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship
“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.
by jessloll February 2, 2024
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I'm Cooked

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn
by The Real G; December 5, 2023
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am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
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you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.
Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.
by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024
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I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable
"No one wants me, I'm cooked"
by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024
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