bey I battlin'

A state in which you'll do whatever it takes to get in the weast

Town said: "Bey you ready?"
Lighty said: "Bey I battlin'!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg July 14, 2021

i am a hacker

What you say in a chatroom when you have a death wish.

Noob 1 : I WILL DDOS YOUR MOM!
Noob 2 : I am a hacker too...
This chat has been shut down by the FBI

by Node13 November 9, 2018

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

i see all

Am I behind you? Above you? Or even right in front of you?
No matter. I still see you.

actually, this is just a terribly made mii made in the mii channel that has huge round eyes and oversized glasses, as well as a unibrow, as well as an afro. everything that can be colored in is black.

Me: Oh god there's I see all in the background. He's actually looking at the camera now. Welp, this is how I die.

by Nja09 December 19, 2017

i n 55iw !

Upside down version for "I Miss u!"

A: i n 55iw !
B: ?
A: read it upside down
B: I miss you too

by john lp November 16, 2017

do-i-rrhea

N. Do I have diarrhea? The moment you go to the bathroom thinking you only need to do a #1 but quickly understand this is going to be a saucy #2

I just came back from the restroom at this fine establishment where I had a bad case of do-I-rrhea.

by J&L2014 April 17, 2021

I want the truth

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Tom Cruise: Colonel, did you order the Code Red?

J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.

Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!

Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023