Water Ball Kiss

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss

"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."

by hisoka's lover March 17, 2021

Water Bottle

TO DRANK WET PUSSY ON THE GO

I WATER BOTTLE THAT GIR LAST NIGHT

by WHITE BUM October 28, 2020

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Water polo

When a girl gives you that juicy Glock Glock 9000 in a public sink.

Gina did water polo to me this morning.

by LGDubby May 24, 2022

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

by Juried March 4, 2021