When life turns off the “flow” all at once, like every bill, glitch, and unexpected expense crashing down on the same day…leaving you standing there like, “Who shut off my blessings?”
by Deacedeals September 25, 2025
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jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???
jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???
by NOTGRLHUSBAND September 30, 2025
Get the dipping my toes in the water mug.The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.
Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025
Get the Denver water pipe mug.The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.
by oilypenisman October 11, 2025
Get the Pennsylvanian Water Bottle mug.The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.
by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025
Get the Salt water taffy mug.A term used for when you drink no liquids for 24 hours or more. After the time period, you drink a little sip of water and you'll get the feeling of "ascending into heaven".
by Sadjhj October 18, 2025
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And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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