Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

hand icicle

When her pussy juice drips down your hand after finger fucking her.

Bro I just fingered her so hard I got a hand icicle

by it's the boii February 6, 2017

Second Hand Snitch

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.

Bill was the boss's favorite Second Hand Snitch.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 26, 2021

The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.

“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”

by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 28, 2024

Hands-On-Knees

1: formally referred to as nose goes when “hands on knees” is announced in a group setting all participants must rush to assume the position and the last person to make it to the squad is punished with the undesirable task; 2: used to propel boats

Person 1: “Who is driving?”
Person 2: “hands-on-knees!”
Person 3: “Oh Sarah you were last you have to drive “

2:

Person 1: “Oh no the boat motor broke”
Person 2: “It’s ok we can hands-on-knees to get us back”

by pnobeanie May 15, 2022

short-handed

1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort

3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand

Person a: can Sid Crosby score short-handed?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016