Tuna Waters

The term usually encompasses the entire vagina however has often been noted to just mean the interior of the female genitalia

"Hey David did you root 'er?"
"Oh man. I took the beef boat from dry dock to deep tuna waters and got lost at sea"

by Jimmmmy October 3, 2006

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

water-tipper

noun- when you take a dump and the tip of it touches the water

i screwed your mom last night after taking a water-tipper

by darb43 April 4, 2007

nut in yo bish like water

thoroughly cumming in your friends girlfriend

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.

by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017

Water

Taste really good!! Don’t drown

Person 1:I’m thirsty

Person 2: Yea you look like a dehydrated bitch

Person 3: Drink some water

by La_cocha_🦎 January 20, 2024

Chum the waters

To have a bowel movement in a large body of water eg- swimming pool

“Let’s go home Damo, too many children in this swimming pool”

“Don’t worry mate, I’ll chum the waters, that’ll clear ‘em out” -Damo, Citizen of the Year

by Tidal Trickster July 1, 2022

Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

by Juried March 4, 2021