Paper god

A self manifested god created by your own belief to serve you comparable to a guardian angel but a god in it's own right

I know you aren't religious but do you have a paper god

by Yt SLAPTACS May 25, 2021

Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.

Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018

God-fearer

Someone who is only religious because they fear the wrath of God.

That God-fearer is only here because he thinks the world is ending.

Last weeks earthquake brought in a lot of God-fearers.

That fire has made a God-fearer out of me.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

God of War

A kick ass game released in 2018. That badass motherfucker kratos is in Norse and fucks up more god's with his son, boy.

"yo bro you heard of God of War"
"Yeah bro kratos is so badass"
"Goddamn right"

by b!nx November 10, 2022

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc April 12, 2016

Honda God

A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.

I couldn't run my car against the Honda God since his car was broken again.

by Hond@ God August 16, 2020