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Limp Dick Syndrome

Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."

LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
"It's OK, honey, it's just LDS."

"Limp Dick Syndrome. Not a problem since I found Cialis."
by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011
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Jodi Sawyer Syndrome

When one person feels a relationship is more than it is.
(from the movie Center Stage, when Jodi Sawyer believes that she is in a relationship with Cooper Neilson, when he just wanted to sleep with her and get away with it.)
Further study must be conducted before conclusive results can be reached in this new psychological disorder.
"Wow, she has stage one Jodi Sawyer syndrome."
Whenever anyone you've slept with gives you baked goods the next day and says something cheesy like, "This is for next time."
Whenever someone you've slept with on the fly refers to you as their significant other repeatedly. In front of your parents. And friends.
by Helen and Katharine April 15, 2008
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Flat Ass Syndrome

A syndrome for somebody who has no ass, or lack there of.
Poor Johnny has FAS (Flat ass syndrome) and there's no cure for it as of yet.
by ( I ) March 6, 2009
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bmw driver syndrome

When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.
Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!

Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.

Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
by greavsie458 March 19, 2011
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Last Piece Syndrome

1) The occurrence of having one remaining piece of any given food substance at a table of multiple people. This "Last Piece" will be stared at and ogled, but never eaten until cold, as nobody wants to appear a pig.
Marsha: We have one piece of oreo pizza left.
Brendan: Yes, I can see that, you dumb ho.
Marsha: You can have it.
Brendan: No, I'm full, you go ahead and eat it.
Marsha: I'm full as well.
Brendan: How about we split it?
Steve: Actually, since you two are busy with Last Piece Syndrome, I'll go ahead and eat it myself.
by Pandaster September 11, 2009
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Facebook name syndrome

Referring to someone by the name they have on facebook, rather than their real name, because the truth is you see their facebook more often than you see them in person.

Can be taken to even worse extremes when a screenname is substituted.
Frank: *thinking* Hey, it's James DePaul!
Jim: *thinking* Oh, it's that Francis Williams guy. *facepalm* Oops... facebook name syndrome again.
by Peachy Gee October 21, 2009
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Asian Women Syndrome

A very serious condition recognizable by several clear symptoms:
1. Persons inflicted with this condition cannot hold eye contact with others for more than 3 seconds without giggling with their hand over their mouth.
2. Persons inflicted with this condition trail off when speaking, getting more and more quiet, until their mouths seem to be moving with no sound coming out.
Asian Women Syndrome girl: "I...oh...eh..."
Guy: "Ah, bad case of AWS, eh?"
by fatalbear November 23, 2009
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