poop

Ure moms head

mY poop is big

by Daddy Shrek 2 March 22, 2023

Poop and Go

When a person is convincing another they will perform the act of coitus, but in return uses there facilities to perform a bowl movement, and upon finishing leaves the destination hastily.

Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a Poop and Go

by Jackiepaper June 24, 2017

Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place

Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again

by Bowser August 11, 2023

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

POOP

poop comes out of your butt hole

hey i POOP all the time

by doge_doggos May 19, 2020

Pittsburg Poop Festival

An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.

Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!

by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020

Make poop

The funniest song ever made by me safety’s

Everyone in a car wanna make poop.

by Universestar12321 April 8, 2019