James

Ah James the gay boi. The boy who wants to shag Jayden from the older class.
Jayden: “why you looking at me all the time
James: thinks *oh god what do I say* “um hi Jayden
by The disease December 16, 2019
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james

the hottest dude alive and his best friend is proboly named derrick or some one with a d
james is so hot
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the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
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James Brown

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!
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james

He is the best person you will ever meet and he will treat you like a princess and he is so protective. if you ever manage to get a James never let him go because you will instantly regret it. you'll thank me later and also i love you James forever and always :)
Sarah: he's good looking Ella: he's clearly a James
by person who loves their ex :) September 14, 2021
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James

James is a nice but hard-looking person, He loves video games and enjoys being cared for, and likes a girl for thir personality. If you meet a James make sure to befriend him.
James is an amazing kid
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James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
by Owen447 January 27, 2022
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