one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

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6 Quick Ones

To drink 6 schooners of beer in quick succession at the pub, often by yourself in the middle of the day. This sort of drinking is common with shift workers and young family men escaping their wives and kids for a quick binge and a punt.

Writes in Group Chat full of 30yo men “just had 6 quick ones, now back home to resume dad duties. Hahaha.” Accompanied by photo of half drunk schooner and TAB ticket

by Top grogger April 16, 2023

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The One True Bussy

The ''Bussy King'' was a fabled man from the ancient city of Babylon. He was the first one avatar who was theorised to hold the one true bussy. And through history the greatest leaders and men have been passed down the one true bussy, such as George Bussy or Abussyman Lincoln. The current avatar of the one true bussy is unknown, but the search must continue. As George Bussy once said: ''While every bussy is a man's asshole not every man's asshole is a bussy. However you cannot tell a bussy from an anus without first entering it.''

His ass felt amazing I bet he had The One True Bussy.

by Beans On Chom April 27, 2023

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