Pissy Shits

Often Associated with intense diarrhea or upset stomach, it is the act of having a very watery bowel movement. The fecal matter removes itself in a similar liquid stream fashion as urine.

Example 1: "Man, that Chinese food I had last night gave me the pissy shits!"

Example 2:
Guy A "It felt like I was peeing out of my ass when I was on the toilet!"

Guy B "Sounds like you had a case of the pissy shits."

by e3shadow November 22, 2009

philosophical shit

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.

"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978

by Ziraxis August 24, 2016

Shit buzz

A situation that is crappy for reasons of ruining fun.

They increased the price of waffles, shit buzz.

I'm working on St. Patrick's Day.

Aw man, what a shit buzz

by waff June 27, 2012

Messy Shit

A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.

Darren had a messy shit yesterday.

by Tone142 June 4, 2018

Shit Peacock

The act of spraying diarrhea in such of way from ones pants that it produces a fanning affect resembling the plummage of a peacock.

I ate at a truckstop and could not make it to the restroom in time so I shit peacock all over the gentleman behind me.

by MagnusAzrael February 22, 2011

shit toboggan

Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.

I'm just gonna hop on the shit toboggan and ride out this hellride of a week.

by Dusty Pellegrino June 9, 2011

Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020