John

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.

Guy 1: “Have you met John?”
Guy 2:”No.”

by Swordsman891 October 27, 2020

John

Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball

JoHn Is So HoT 🥵

by JaydonHater January 22, 2020

john sevi

the dumbest boy you’ll ever meet, thicc, retarded, a bitch, a snack

masha and tia: yo that guy is such a john sevi
dunne: DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAG LIKE THAT

by faggot6942069 November 16, 2019

john fisher

a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"

Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."

by Voice_Memos_Application March 29, 2024

John McGraw

The act of being a pussy when the bros wanna do something fun

Hey Jake, wanna go to the strip club

Nah man, I’m feeling pretty John McGraw

by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 14, 2019

John Augustoni

Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.

Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard

by matuuey April 15, 2022

John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.

Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!

by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021