halo sex

Having sex while playing halo and getting a certain number of kills.

Yeah, my wife and I had halo sex last night.
I had more than one head shot if you know what I mean.

by Biznasco January 27, 2008

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mercy sex

It's what you pretty much end up with as a result of an ill fated "Fix Up Date"and the guy is just so pathetic cause of a divorce or some other normal catastrophe that any woman would toss back 2 Cosmos and move on..

" So i saw Brian a second time..and dang..it was so just draining to hear it over and over so i got to where mercy sex was either a placebo or anesthetic..the sex we won't even discuss....Hey!! Waiter more Cosmos here..!!

by MADELINEB February 8, 2008

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monkey sex

The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.

Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.

by doowopTown July 27, 2009

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sex talk

A talk usually given by your parents during the teenage years about sex. It's often extremely embarrasing, uncomfortable, and random. Topics covered are, STD's, responsiblity, and protection.

Mother:I think it's time I gave you the sex talk.

by poopy head August 8, 2005

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Sex story

Here is one of the best sex story’s of my entire life:

Once I was at my girlfriends house and she told me she was taking a shower,when she left the room I sat there bored for about 5 minutes until I decided I wanted to do something fun.I went up to the bathroom door and I peeked through the key hole to see her unbuttoning her shirt so sexy it was like she knew I was watching her.She started taking off her ripped jeans along with her underwear,to reveal her fat ass. She was fully naked apart from her red,
Lacey bra. She started unbuttoning her bra,revealing her gigantic tits.As she started to step into the shower I started unbuttoning my trousers, along with my boxers.I took of my shirt still watching her through the key hole,I couldn’t hold it any more I got a coin and turned the lock and BURST into the bathroom shower as I hear a slight gasp by her.I grabbed her inner thighs,dragging her out the shower onto the bathroom floor.We started doing the dirty and when I penetrated her i picked her up into the shower and She started giving me the handjob of my life to my 10 inch, hard dick.I was moaning like mad.After about 30 minutes I say to her,“I believe it’s your turn now” but she whispers to me,“in a couple minutes I like hearing you moan” after a couple minutes as she promised,we switched places and I immediately starting playing with her fat tits,rubbing, biting,licking,it felt so good.I started giving her a handjob to her throbbing pussy

We carried on for a few hours before it was hard to stop. We fell asleep together naked in her bed with cum all over us. It was the best night night of my life!

Write ur sex story down! (If u have one ;)

by anonymous October 21, 2021

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