Simp

Someone who chooses hoes over bros

Jack Shu the mega simp: Sorry boys I can’t play Sea of Thieves tonight I’m simping for Annabel

by Jag03 September 1, 2020

Simp

the person reviewing this right now is a simp if you are able to see this, as it means they have intentionally made me their ruler by allowing this clearly false definition to get through the system......

you are a simp if you like e girls and muddy puddles

by Zommy5re July 1, 2020

Simp

Someone who obsesses too much over a girl. A simp will go around asking out girls too and gets rejected

That dude you see over there?
Yeah, hes a simp

by Cho620 May 22, 2020

Simp

Simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.

Jeff: Damn i would do anything for that hot chick
George: Bruh you're such a simp lmao

by GamingBoiYT August 31, 2020

SIMP

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.

Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 7, 2024