next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

by Hubbz October 2, 2017

Sick as shit

Gnarly, wicked, over the top, unbelievable, amazing.

Bro trick you just did was sick as shit.

by That guy with the black shirt February 8, 2012

Shit Fence

When an individual farts and walks around a given area where someone is incased in the vapor.

Danny made a shit fence around the water fountain.

by Pait January 24, 2009

Hyperborean Shit

That shit that makes you feel euphoric, and gives you that Aryan spirit.

dog damn joe is a hyperborean shitter

by i hate joos 2024 January 1, 2023

The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

Pissy Shits

Often Associated with intense diarrhea or upset stomach, it is the act of having a very watery bowel movement. The fecal matter removes itself in a similar liquid stream fashion as urine.

Example 1: "Man, that Chinese food I had last night gave me the pissy shits!"

Example 2:
Guy A "It felt like I was peeing out of my ass when I was on the toilet!"

Guy B "Sounds like you had a case of the pissy shits."

by e3shadow November 22, 2009

philosophical shit

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.

"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978

by Ziraxis August 24, 2016