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Taking one for the team

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.
You'd really be taking one for the team man.
by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018
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One Scott minute

Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute
by 13579876543212468 August 21, 2018
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Xbox One S

Pretty much a better version of the Xbox One, and it runs evenly good as a PS4 Plus. Unlike PS4 it can actually run 30 FPS on 4K.
Just by a PC instead of a console like PS4 or an Xbox One S
by Dakiji February 5, 2019
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Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.
1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.
by Michael VII June 4, 2018
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Nice one, James

A throw away comment that Sirius Black calls his godson before he gets killed.
by oblebrun March 25, 2023
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Bash one's Dachshund

To wank
A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.

Bash one's Dachshund
by Jackjanosky February 3, 2023
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one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.
Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*
by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023
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